A Rant from the Witch

Jul 26, 20076 min read

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moonbeam13

Published: Jul 26, 2007

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I'm not sure what's in my coffee this week but man, I'm +rant that's for sure...

This one is a little more personal..

You are not a witch..

1. just because you call yourself one and in fact it's still very illegal in some countries, so think before you speak.

2. just because you saw The Craft/Charmed and thought it looks super-uber-cool and hell the chicks were hot.

3. just because you spell magic with a J

4. just because you like to threaten people with meaningless hexes in the hopes they will shake in fear and run away.

5. just because you like to wear black and scowl.

6. just because you have an affinity for cats.

7. just because you have a horrible condition that causes warts.

8. just because you're not smart enough to know pagan does not "automagically" imply witch.

9. just because all the cool kids are doing it.

10. just because you're not smart enough to come up with a better comeback to the abuse you bring upon yourself.

11. just because you bought "Tatiana's book of spells" from the bookstore.

12. just because you read Harry Potter and totally 'get it' now.

13. just because you spent a ton of money on candles and incense and got all the instructions from one of those girls who dyes her hair black and listens to metal.

I would suggest that if you are one of the misinformed leeches who runs around screaming you're going to curse and hex people and 'OooOoo fear me', you read up on the The Three-fold Rule and well as the The Wiccan Rede and then I would suggest you get the heck off my broomstick and find something new to call your fad.

It's not my 'hexing you' you'll need to worry about, it'll be my slapping you upside the head for your stupidity that's going to really hurt.

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Time is winding down to submit to my contest so let's see some more entries!! Save me from myself